You know you've made it as a guild when...

[Raptor]

LEAVE JADE DRAGON ALONE!!!!!

Bowlsy comes a knockin with the guild hate...

Now Im sure he doesn't speak for most of JD, because Ya'll have some fine upstanding folks, and IMO holding tight to the alliance with DI and CoN has been truely amazing. It takes alot of hard work and dedication to keep a two guild alliance together let alone 3 guilds. That being said, I'm still gonna pick on Bowlsy cuz he's a maniacly retarded pot head with a huge chip on his shoulder for IL. So sit back and lets have a laugh.

Bowlsy...

First off, Id like to point out this conversation started over his trying to make me appear to be some kind of a liar over our postings of kills on the lavanet forums. The kills we posted are indeed co-op kills with Dark Horizon. IL continues to kill both Fippy and Badgers on our own and are very close to Beast. We tell our recruits exactly where we are in progression, I mean its not like they aren't going to find out...

Mind you we do Fippy with under 40 raiders... Badgers... with 25...

I seem to have lost the begining in the spam, Im sure he'll make it appear.

Anyways to catch us all up, Up to the point of the SS's Ill be posting, IL has been called a cockroach who wont die, The few ex-JD members we do have have all been called various names and their skills questioned and Mr. Bowlsy continues to brillantly perform for me the standards at which an Officer of a raid guild is expected to perform.

Needless to say, Bravo, Bowlsy, Bravo...

I also have this screen shot of the mighty Bowlsy preparing to mentaly spar with the Leader of IL...

But you gotta hit up that other game first right?

All guilds unfortunately have to deal with the problem of "Poaching" You asked me "when JD was ahead of IL why were people still going to IL?" Well for starters, Our officers aren't blithering idiots who waste another guild leaders time over "poaching" before tabbing out to fap to free internet porn and smoke a bowl, Its a fact of life in EQ, players wish to move up to other guilds, get over yourself, pull up your big boy pants and start recruiting.

As for purposly targeting alliance members for recruiting, Im sorry to break your tiny bubble of reality, but 90% Of IL's recruiting is done via friends asking friends to come over. As much as Id love to claim that i wield the kind of Guild crushing superpowers your weeded up brain implies i have, It simply doesn't work that way.

I find it amusing however that the members of your alliance that left for Dark Horizon are of no concern for you, oh yes thats right what was it you said? They left because noones happy in DI. as long as it's not YOUR guild being poached it's all happiness and sunshine right?

I think you have...

However, to help bring your small world inline with the reality we all share, Ill show you what real poaching looks like, I present to you the "Bowlsy plan"

1000 free BKP and Free Raid attendance based tower loot for every member of Jade Dragon to apply.

2000 Free BKP and Free raid attendance based tower loot for every member that applies and name changes to "Bowlsy" or some form thereof.

Free Fippy clears for ALL of Jade dragon if you Deguild Bowlsy.

I know what you're saying to yourself as a potental app!!

and of course...

and of course...

Where do i sign up? Well check out our frontpage and click the Recruitment section friend! Act fast! this is a limited time offer!

We in IL know raiding under drug induced officers with bi-polar mental conditions can be quite a chore, but we are here to help YOU. Sure, we're just as bad as every other guild ahead of Bowlsy in progression, with our hacks, and cheats, and developer and GM slaves. But we get the job done, without having to bleed two other guilds we secretly hate at the same time.

So come hang out with the bad kids, apply today!

And Bowlsy?

Let the hate go man, we know you secretly want to be a bunny...

Disclaimer:

The recruitment part is a parody, IL will not be offering players tagged Jade Dragon anything more or less then we offer any other applicant from any other guild... ITS A JOKE... simmer down sunshine...

[Guest]

That has to be he funniest post I have ever seen. Rap you have talent for sure

[Guest]

and way too much time on his hands!!
Amby

[Kendle Kerplower]

Hahaha Jesus fucking Christ made me lololol

[Guest]

this is incredibly impressive...

[Guest]

LMAO... this thread honestly made my day. You've seriously got too much free time but i do give you mad pros for pwning me. I havent laughed this hard in a long while but wheres the rest of it? Like raptor said that wasnt our entire conversation, and "so was dram" is reffering to, he is ex-jd nothing more. I was simply poiting out that several alliance members found their way to IL as have many others.

Anyway, i see IL still has a prestigious apping/recruiting process......so see,im not burning bridges raptor. i already knew ide never meet the requirments of being an elite IL member.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpQkSVnA-DY

What? IL has a recruiting/apping process you might ask? Oh wait, nevermind, there isnt one....If you have a pulse IL will take ya ;-) Already have a different guild tag, no problem heres the IL tag in the same day.... No downtime

IL where the progression is measured in the drops of blood of family guilds members theyve consumed to stay afloat, and coat tail riding is encouraged. Like i said if you flourish, then good. Then youll have no reason to play the role of a vulture and pick the others bones dry.


Sincerely, Bow.

[Guest]

? hmm geez i didn't forsee that msg

[Raptor]

Speaking of apps and coat tail riding, how did that Dark Horizon app work out for ya?

And Im not seing the point of the video of Rak and Hung acting queer... are you a homophobe? or did I just miss the joke?

Ill do this sexy lil dance for you... If you'll be my friend...

[Kendle Kerplower]

Hahaha where in the world did you get that video?

[Guest]

Well the app process was going fine until i heard they were allieing and possible merging with IL. That day i knew i had to make a choice. I could of retired that day like Ebonylight, leave the server like kamarag, preese and others, stay and see how it went, or leave dh. Unlike many i have standards and in no way will ever want to be in anyways a part of IL.

I do enjoy your posts Raptor, your one funny guy! To bad you dont put this much effort into EQ or maybe it wouldnt have taken IL 10 months to finally beat tower, or maybe you wouldnt have needed DH to hand hold you into your introduction to UF raiding. Heck if you put this much effort in maybe youd have beat beast alone by now?

IL's Mindblight ftk was on March 9th 2009. First tower clear was on January 12th 2010.

Damn march 09 feels like forever ago... i wonder what we were doing then... oh here it is on lavanet, March 1st 2009 the alliance beat Krond in MMM.... so you mean to tell me in the same amount of time that it took you all to finally beat tower we went from krond to towers doors?

Alliance ftk MB 02/15/10 & ftk brekkt 5/6/10


If its taking you this long to get the job done you may need to get your priorities straight and focus on the game rather than playing on the forums.

In other words

[Raptor]

You're still trollin huh after our internal issues in 09, most of the guild and half the O's left for Triality and various other guilds (We were POACHED! whaaaaaaaaaaa incoming letters to other guild leaders!!!) So in 10 months, not only did IL rebuild from under 15 core raiders, we passed you up... again... with under 40 a night.

As for coat tailing Bowlsy, I havnt seen a JD only frontpage update since 2007. But you can continue coming here and acting like a internet gangster for our amusement and to continue making your guild look like a bunch of asshats for making you an officer.

[Wishdoctah]

Raptor 3, Bawlsack, 0.

[Guest]

raptor you sure are good at working it on these forums, paint, and twisting words. Mad props on that, see ya on the merger!

ps. i never talked poorly of ex jd members. nor did i say i didnt care about con or di members. :-)

[Raptor]

Seriously, You're back? Im gonna run out of funny pictures!

Let me first put on my sluthing hat!


And lets examine your last post shall we?

You said: "ps. i never talked poorly of ex jd members."

And I posted...
Exhibit A

Which Ill admit is only half of the conversation, however anyone looking at this would probably think "Well this Dram is a sucky player, I mean, just look at IL's Standards!" But Ill let you have this one, as attempting to invalidate your ex-friends kind of backfired on you and you're probably attempting to save face with at LEAST one of them.

Which brings us to;
Exhibit B



Which really looks to me like that whole "questioning of the skills" part i was previously discussing. And in case you somehow attempt to blow that off we turn towards...

Exhibit C



Again showing your awesome attitude towards ex-Jade Dragon membership and again playing them off as some "bad players". This makes me wonder what you say about your current members...

But now Id like to take a moment and call a...


Because you're really making yourself look foolish by coming back and playing the "Im laughing because im such a good forum troll" card. Take a step back and breathe, step away from the bunny forums, and let the sunshine in.

You're breakin my heart buddy

I know you're a barrel of awesome sauce with your 6.2k AC unbuffed and 4000 AA's and IL, no, dare i say, Xegony in it's entirety just wont survive without you because you'd rather retire then join us. But we still luv joo!

I know you got that...


We all get it from time to time but sometimes you just gotta say...



and...



Have yourself a nice...



And just keep fapping your meat to this forum thread and your collection of anime porn...



Now thanks for stoppin by again... Heres the...

[Guest]

LoL, you cut out parts you want and leave out others... from the log file i

[Wed Jun 16 13:55:09 2010] You told Raptor, 'unlike il we have some standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you say so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:22 2010] You told Raptor, 'yall got some good members but tactics for recruiting is shit'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:25 2010] Raptor tells you, 'ill still point you back to zenlan'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:34 2010] You told Raptor, 'zenlans a nice guy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'so is dram'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'but then again lets look at ur standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:48 2010] Raptor tells you, 'some funny stuff you told him btw about the officers... you do know he's an officer right'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'erfall muffintopped rakaziks lmao and ur hard core raiders?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'yes i known him ages'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:32 2010] Raptor tells you, 'so get to your point'

Shall i post the entire log for us? Your only showing what pieces u want too.... and twisting words...



As for erfall muffin and rakazik they were never in JD!!!....... muffin and rakazik were booted from CON... lol. Get your facts straight. I know you like to paint me as a bad guy who hates on everyone but well that isnt the case. Like i told you, IL doesnt suck..... its leadership sucks for poaching and having no standards in recruiting or standards when it comes to what they got to do to progress. I never spoke poorly of ex jd but i did speak of how youd recruit anyone and used erfall muffintopped and rakazik as an example.

Done with this thread. Your an idiot. Youve done nothing more than crop out the parts you like and put a twist on my words. If i must post again i will just put in our entire log and be done with it. Nice try.... just goes to show how low IL leadership will go to get what they want.