You know you've made it as a guild when...

[Raptor]

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LEAVE JADE DRAGON ALONE!!!!!

Bowlsy comes a knockin with the guild hate...

Now Im sure he doesn't speak for most of JD, because Ya'll have some fine upstanding folks, and IMO holding tight to the alliance with DI and CoN has been truely amazing. It takes alot of hard work and dedication to keep a two guild alliance together let alone 3 guilds. That being said, I'm still gonna pick on Bowlsy cuz he's a maniacly retarded pot head with a huge chip on his shoulder for IL. So sit back and lets have a laugh.

Bowlsy...
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First off, Id like to point out this conversation started over his trying to make me appear to be some kind of a liar over our postings of kills on the lavanet forums. The kills we posted are indeed co-op kills with Dark Horizon. IL continues to kill both Fippy and Badgers on our own and are very close to Beast. We tell our recruits exactly where we are in progression, I mean its not like they aren't going to find out...

Mind you we do Fippy with under 40 raiders... Badgers... with 25...

I seem to have lost the begining in the spam, Im sure he'll make it appear.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5938/mibcockroach.jpg

Anyways to catch us all up, Up to the point of the SS's Ill be posting, IL has been called a cockroach who wont die, The few ex-JD members we do have have all been called various names and their skills questioned and Mr. Bowlsy continues to brillantly perform for me the standards at which an Officer of a raid guild is expected to perform.

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Needless to say, Bravo, Bowlsy, Bravo...

I also have this screen shot of the mighty Bowlsy preparing to mentaly spar with the Leader of IL...
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But you gotta hit up that other game first right?
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All guilds unfortunately have to deal with the problem of "Poaching" You asked me "when JD was ahead of IL why were people still going to IL?" Well for starters, Our officers aren't blithering idiots who waste another guild leaders time over "poaching" before tabbing out to fap to free internet porn and smoke a bowl, Its a fact of life in EQ, players wish to move up to other guilds, get over yourself, pull up your big boy pants and start recruiting.

As for purposly targeting alliance members for recruiting, Im sorry to break your tiny bubble of reality, but 90% Of IL's recruiting is done via friends asking friends to come over. As much as Id love to claim that i wield the kind of Guild crushing superpowers your weeded up brain implies i have, It simply doesn't work that way.

I find it amusing however that the members of your alliance that left for Dark Horizon are of no concern for you, oh yes thats right what was it you said? They left because noones happy in DI. as long as it's not YOUR guild being poached it's all happiness and sunshine right?

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/679/bowlh.jpg
I think you have...

However, to help bring your small world inline with the reality we all share, Ill show you what real poaching looks like, I present to you the "Bowlsy plan"

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1000 free BKP and Free Raid attendance based tower loot for every member of Jade Dragon to apply.

2000 Free BKP and Free raid attendance based tower loot for every member that applies and name changes to "Bowlsy" or some form thereof.

Free Fippy clears for ALL of Jade dragon if you Deguild Bowlsy.

I know what you're saying to yourself as a potental app!!

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and of course...

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and of course...

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Where do i sign up? Well check out our frontpage and click the Recruitment section friend! Act fast! this is a limited time offer!

We in IL know raiding under drug induced officers with bi-polar mental conditions can be quite a chore, but we are here to help YOU. Sure, we're just as bad as every other guild ahead of Bowlsy in progression, with our hacks, and cheats, and developer and GM slaves. But we get the job done, without having to bleed two other guilds we secretly hate at the same time.

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So come hang out with the bad kids, apply today!

And Bowlsy?
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/4156/bunnycry.jpg

Let the hate go man, we know you secretly want to be a bunny...
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Disclaimer:
The recruitment part is a parody, IL will not be offering players tagged Jade Dragon anything more or less then we offer any other applicant from any other guild... ITS A JOKE... simmer down sunshine...

[Heming]

That has to be he funniest post I have ever seen. Rap you have talent for sure

[ambrozya]

and way too much time on his hands!!
Amby

[Kendle Kerplower]

Hahaha Jesus fucking Christ made me lololol

[xaraith]

this is incredibly impressive...

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

LMAO... this thread honestly made my day. You've seriously got too much free time but i do give you mad pros for pwning me. I havent laughed this hard in a long while but wheres the rest of it? Like raptor said that wasnt our entire conversation, and "so was dram" is reffering to, he is ex-jd nothing more. I was simply poiting out that several alliance members found their way to IL as have many others.

Anyway, i see IL still has a prestigious apping/recruiting process......so see,im not burning bridges raptor. i already knew ide never meet the requirments of being an elite IL member.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpQkSVnA-DY

What? IL has a recruiting/apping process you might ask? Oh wait, nevermind, there isnt one....If you have a pulse IL will take ya ;-) Already have a different guild tag, no problem heres the IL tag in the same day.... No downtime

IL where the progression is measured in the drops of blood of family guilds members theyve consumed to stay afloat, and coat tail riding is encouraged. Like i said if you flourish, then good. Then youll have no reason to play the role of a vulture and pick the others bones dry.


Sincerely, Bow.

[Enignok]

? hmm geez i didn't forsee that msg

[Raptor]

Speaking of apps and coat tail riding, how did that Dark Horizon app work out for ya?

And Im not seing the point of the video of Rak and Hung acting queer... are you a homophobe? or did I just miss the joke?

Ill do this sexy lil dance for you... If you'll be my friend...

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8892/15dwf10.gif

[Kendle Kerplower]

Hahaha where in the world did you get that video?

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

Well the app process was going fine until i heard they were allieing and possible merging with IL. That day i knew i had to make a choice. I could of retired that day like Ebonylight, leave the server like kamarag, preese and others, stay and see how it went, or leave dh. Unlike many i have standards and in no way will ever want to be in anyways a part of IL.

I do enjoy your posts Raptor, your one funny guy! To bad you dont put this much effort into EQ or maybe it wouldnt have taken IL 10 months to finally beat tower, or maybe you wouldnt have needed DH to hand hold you into your introduction to UF raiding. Heck if you put this much effort in maybe youd have beat beast alone by now?

IL's Mindblight ftk was on March 9th 2009. First tower clear was on January 12th 2010.

Damn march 09 feels like forever ago... i wonder what we were doing then... oh here it is on lavanet, March 1st 2009 the alliance beat Krond in MMM.... so you mean to tell me in the same amount of time that it took you all to finally beat tower we went from krond to towers doors?

Alliance ftk MB 02/15/10 & ftk brekkt 5/6/10


If its taking you this long to get the job done you may need to get your priorities straight and focus on the game rather than playing on the forums.

In other words
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[Raptor]

You're still trollin huh :p after our internal issues in 09, most of the guild and half the O's left for Triality and various other guilds (We were POACHED! whaaaaaaaaaaa incoming letters to other guild leaders!!!) So in 10 months, not only did IL rebuild from under 15 core raiders, we passed you up... again... with under 40 a night.

As for coat tailing Bowlsy, I havnt seen a JD only frontpage update since 2007. But you can continue coming here and acting like a internet gangster for our amusement and to continue making your guild look like a bunch of asshats for making you an officer.

[Wishdoctah]

Raptor 3, Bawlsack, 0.

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

raptor you sure are good at working it on these forums, paint, and twisting words. Mad props on that, see ya on the merger!

ps. i never talked poorly of ex jd members. nor did i say i didnt care about con or di members. :-)

[Raptor]

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Seriously, You're back? Im gonna run out of funny pictures!

Let me first put on my sluthing hat!
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3994/velociholmesfullpic1.gif

And lets examine your last post shall we?

You said: "ps. i never talked poorly of ex jd members."

And I posted...
Exhibit A
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Which Ill admit is only half of the conversation, however anyone looking at this would probably think "Well this Dram is a sucky player, I mean, just look at IL's Standards!" But Ill let you have this one, as attempting to invalidate your ex-friends kind of backfired on you and you're probably attempting to save face with at LEAST one of them.

Which brings us to;
Exhibit B

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4185/exhibitb.png

Which really looks to me like that whole "questioning of the skills" part i was previously discussing. And in case you somehow attempt to blow that off we turn towards...

Exhibit C

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2144/exhibitc.png

Again showing your awesome attitude towards ex-Jade Dragon membership and again playing them off as some "bad players". This makes me wonder what you say about your current members...

But now Id like to take a moment and call a...
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Because you're really making yourself look foolish by coming back and playing the "Im laughing because im such a good forum troll" card. Take a step back and breathe, step away from the bunny forums, and let the sunshine in.

You're breakin my heart buddy
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I know you're a barrel of awesome sauce with your 6.2k AC unbuffed and 4000 AA's and IL, no, dare i say, Xegony in it's entirety just wont survive without you because you'd rather retire then join us. But we still luv joo!

I know you got that...
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We all get it from time to time but sometimes you just gotta say...

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and...

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Have yourself a nice...

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And just keep fapping your meat to this forum thread and your collection of anime porn...

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Now thanks for stoppin by again... Heres the...

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[SkidmarksInyourpants]

LoL, you cut out parts you want and leave out others... from the log file i

[Wed Jun 16 13:55:09 2010] You told Raptor, 'unlike il we have some standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you say so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:22 2010] You told Raptor, 'yall got some good members but tactics for recruiting is shit'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:25 2010] Raptor tells you, 'ill still point you back to zenlan'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:34 2010] You told Raptor, 'zenlans a nice guy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'so is dram'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'but then again lets look at ur standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:48 2010] Raptor tells you, 'some funny stuff you told him btw about the officers... you do know he's an officer right'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'erfall muffintopped rakaziks lmao and ur hard core raiders?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'yes i known him ages'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:32 2010] Raptor tells you, 'so get to your point'

Shall i post the entire log for us? Your only showing what pieces u want too.... and twisting words...



As for erfall muffin and rakazik they were never in JD!!!....... muffin and rakazik were booted from CON... lol. Get your facts straight. I know you like to paint me as a bad guy who hates on everyone but well that isnt the case. Like i told you, IL doesnt suck..... its leadership sucks for poaching and having no standards in recruiting or standards when it comes to what they got to do to progress. I never spoke poorly of ex jd but i did speak of how youd recruit anyone and used erfall muffintopped and rakazik as an example.

Done with this thread. Your an idiot. Youve done nothing more than crop out the parts you like and put a twist on my words. If i must post again i will just put in our entire log and be done with it. Nice try.... just goes to show how low IL leadership will go to get what they want.

[Thagrim]

hey bowls.... how about we set this straight. your coming into IL's turf.. running ur gums.. shut the fuck up and put yer tail between ur legs and head home to ur own guild... il will do what we have to and so will ur guild.. your the one whos really a idiot here. trying to disprove ils guild leader.. go smoke your weed drink your beer and leave us the fuck alone...

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

wait..... so this wasnt an open invitation to chat it up on boards? Thought it was as soon as raptor put up a thread that misquoted and misconstrued(sp) things i had said?! Pretty sure i have the right to defend myself, especially when im defending my self from bold faced lies....kk thanks

PS. better give incentives to get members to stay IL after the merge. After today all those loyal members you have that left previous guilds for "greener" grass may get that same wild hair in their _ _ _ now that theres going to be more choices out there..... Just my 2 cents :-)

[Thagrim]

bowls. dont worry about what we do.. how about i come to ur site. post some shit tell all ur folks that they need an incentive to stay after this merger happens...

[Mintalee]

[comment retracted to promote inter-server relations]

:p

[Zebedia]

I speak from experience... the grass isn't greener on the other side. IL has what it takes to keep pushing through UF.. its a great guild and JD and there alliance do well too. At the end of the day who gives a shit if you lost members to us? We lose members too, that's the vicious cycle of the everquest world. Grow up.. move on...UNF

[Raptor]

Lol I can edit logs too bowlsy come up with a SS or you're just spinnin your wheels, and yea, you can come 'round anytime...

[Wed Jun 16 13:55:09 2010] You told Raptor, 'My name is Bowlsy and my peen is an innie, I have to pee over my nuts.'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you say so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:22 2010] You told Raptor, 'yall got some good members, and I'm just a hater. Can I app IL?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:25 2010] Raptor tells you, 'ill still point you back to zenlan'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:34 2010] You told Raptor, 'zenlans a nice guy, I wish he was my daddy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'so is dram, I like it in both holes'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'but then again lets look at ur standards, big meat all around right?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:48 2010] Raptor tells you, 'some funny stuff you told him btw about the officers... you do know he's an officer right'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'erfall muffintopped rakaziks lmao, Their meats feel so good in my mouth between hits of this ditchweed i smoke.'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'yes i known him ages, he tastes salty.'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:32 2010] Raptor tells you, 'so get to your point'

Ah yes, fun with words... Please post the whole log

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

LOL, you obviosly have the full screen shots? why dont ya paste those bud and not clips and pieces of what you wanted

[Zenlan]

For the record. I am no one's daddy. (I'm not paying any child support. You're all bastards and don't you forget it!)

[Raptor]

Those were two very large and complete SS's... Nothing was edited... even cutting out half the conversation we can still tell you are a raving lunatic with a anti IL fetish.

As for the members you mentioned, even if they werent in JD, you're an officer in the alliance, you are certainly not acting like one. Alot of those fine folks should be ashamed, if not outraged at your antics, your style of leadership, and for the fact you're being publicly demolished on another guilds webpage yet you continue to come back for more.

There is a time to cut your losses Bowlsy, laugh it off, and salvage what you can out of your credibility and hope the good folks in JD dont cast you out like poison. That time was at least 2 pages ago.

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

ive never seen a 2 sentence full page screen shot raptor..... as for being out of line and crazy antics, werent you the one who started this thread with pics such as holy fing shit lol. So i guess ill take a lesson for the master aka raptor in how to be a good leader..... post as many vulgor pics as possible, poach, misquote, and coat tail ride. check check check check. i think im getting the hang of this, thanks for showing me the way.

[Raptor]

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1241/gottasavetheinternets.jpg

Good Ole Bowlsy still tryin to save teh internets...

You need to try to stick with the conversation son, Obviously a 2 sentence clip of a full screenshot isn't a full screenshot. We're refrencing back to the huge 2 screen screenshot on page one. I know it's hard to keep up when you're high..

http://www.albany.edu/~jt549985/towlie.jpg

Oh yea, wheres that log you were threatening to post that'll "clear everything up" and show how I misquoted you. Im very interested in seeing it.

[Kendle Kerplower]

Hahaha. Favorite post ever. No matter how hard Raptor stomps your vagina Bowsly, do not stop. This is great.

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

ya kendle it hurts real bad let me tell ya! shew nothing like getten someone good over the internets! Who needs to fight in real life to look tough when u can play eq, slay mobs, post pics, misquote, edit and cut, in an attempt to bash online.... shew i may need a bandaid or lube after that one cause, let me tell ya it sure stings!

When saying the 2 sentence screen shot i am refeering to the cut out of me saying so is dram. You can clearly see what i said, that i had said right above that matches up in raptors half truth screen shot. "Zenlans a nice guy." Then "so is dram." But raptor being the malicious, coniving asshole he is didnt want that in there because it would spoil his fun and ruine his cause. (If they dont believe that then o well.... not that i care what anyone else is IL thinks ;) .... just wish they knew the truth that their leaders a douchebag)

Full log
(i got nothing to hide, because everything i have said is the truth or atleast is to my own knowledge)

[Wed Jun 16 13:41:35 2010] You told raptor, 'hi'
[Wed Jun 16 13:41:49 2010] You told raptor, 'why do yall have 4 kills placed in underfoot on lavanet?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:27 2010] Targeted (Player): Bowlsy
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:27 2010] Right click on yourself to bring up your own inspect window. Use the /toggleinspect command to enable or disable right-click inspecting.
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:28 2010] Targeted (Player): Bowlsy
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:28 2010] Right click on yourself to bring up your own inspect window. Use the /toggleinspect command to enable or disable right-click inspecting.
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:32 2010] You begin casting Cloak of Shadows.
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:32 2010] You gather shadows about you.
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:42 2010] Raptor tells you, 'because we have 4 kills'
[Wed Jun 16 13:42:59 2010] You told Raptor, 'il without dh did that huh'
[Wed Jun 16 13:43:18 2010] Raptor tells you, 'they included our co op badgers kill'
[Wed Jun 16 13:43:28 2010] Raptor tells you, 'and were still killing badgers and fippy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:46:46 2010] You told Raptor, 'so u claim 4 wins in uf but only done 2?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:08 2010] Raptor tells you, 'what do you want bowlsy, youve had a beef with IL for a bit now '
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:17 2010] You told Raptor, 'isnt that dissapointment to recruits?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:22 2010] You told Raptor, 'or misleading'
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:25 2010] Raptor tells you, 'nope'
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:36 2010] You told Raptor, 'yup ur not saying il riding on dh coat tails'
[Wed Jun 16 13:47:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'i hate ur guild because what you do to other guilds'
[Wed Jun 16 13:48:06 2010] Raptor tells you, 'i see you didnt read our frontpage then where we saaid they helped us win'
[Wed Jun 16 13:48:15 2010] You told Raptor, 'recruit tagged members'
[Wed Jun 16 13:48:25 2010] You told Raptor, 'same day waht kinda appprocess is that'
[Wed Jun 16 13:48:35 2010] Raptor tells you, 'and what about you trying to recruit zenlan lol'
[Wed Jun 16 13:48:45 2010] You told Raptor, 'hell he aint coming back'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:00 2010] Raptor tells you, 'but you hate us for what you tried to do? lol'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:05 2010] You told Raptor, 'and i knew it i wanted to make a point and him see my side'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:16 2010] Raptor tells you, 'that would be his decision'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:21 2010] Raptor tells you, '(shrug)'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:33 2010] You told Raptor, 'yall are the cockroach of xegony'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:37 2010] You told Raptor, 'just wont die'
[Wed Jun 16 13:49:40 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you say so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:50:35 2010] You told Raptor, 'how many family guilds u got to break up... and poach and coat tails u got to ride just for a few more progresion kills'
[Wed Jun 16 13:50:44 2010] Raptor tells you, 'hopefully you guys can keep up your recruitment drive and break from the alliance '
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:00 2010] Raptor tells you, 'and stop leeching off everyone else =)'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:15 2010] You told Raptor, 'we had to because of YOU ALL'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:35 2010] Raptor tells you, 'why because we refused to coop raid with yall?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:39 2010] You told Raptor, 'we are a stepping stone we gear them they join yall poached'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:49 2010] You told Raptor, 'i wouldnt ever coop raid with il'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:49 2010] Raptor tells you, 'and we go to guilds above us'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:56 2010] Raptor tells you, 'so whats your point'
[Wed Jun 16 13:51:56 2010] You told Raptor, 'i came back from dh the day they said they had'
[Wed Jun 16 13:52:11 2010] You told Raptor, 'ebonylight kamarag and many others dont care for il and left as well'
[Wed Jun 16 13:52:15 2010] You told Raptor, 'dumbest thing dh ever did'
[Wed Jun 16 13:52:29 2010] Raptor tells you, 'helped them survive'
[Wed Jun 16 13:52:45 2010] You told Raptor, 'they killed the first 3 mobs just the same there buddy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:52:46 2010] Raptor tells you, 'specially with all the DI they're "poaching" now'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:02 2010] You told Raptor, 'then it was nerfed'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'well 2***'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:11 2010] You told Raptor, 'then beast was nerfed'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:18 2010] Raptor tells you, 'but you dont have DH for poaching DI? lol'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:30 2010] Raptor tells you, 'i think you just got some bunny hate'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'they left on their own and had problems before hand'
[Wed Jun 16 13:53:47 2010] Raptor tells you, 'im sure'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'dude we got a 3 way allianc eof family members and we beat tower in less time than yall'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:13 2010] You told Raptor, 'we were at krond when yall beat mndblight'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'youre super awesome then'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:19 2010] You told Raptor, 'yet members leave us for u?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:33 2010] You told Raptor, 'nah u dont poach they just have our tag then il tag in same day'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:44 2010] You told Raptor, 'im tired of worken from scratch and handing over a toon we geared'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:52 2010] You told Raptor, 'we dont speak to recruits with any tags'
[Wed Jun 16 13:54:56 2010] Raptor tells you, 'we do the same for triality, MS and soon roi'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:09 2010] You told Raptor, 'unlike il we have some standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you say so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:22 2010] You told Raptor, 'yall got some good members but tactics for recruiting is shit'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:25 2010] Raptor tells you, 'ill still point you back to zenlan'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:34 2010] You told Raptor, 'zenlans a nice guy'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'so is dram'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'but then again lets look at ur standards'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:48 2010] Raptor tells you, 'some funny stuff you told him btw about the officers... you do know he's an officer right'
[Wed Jun 16 13:55:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'erfall muffintopped rakaziks lmao and ur hard core raiders?'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:06 2010] You told Raptor, 'yes i known him ages'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:32 2010] Raptor tells you, 'so get to your point'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:35 2010] You told Raptor, 'no one on xeg cares for you all and my beliefs arent just my own'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:43 2010] Raptor tells you, 'thats cool'
[Wed Jun 16 13:56:56 2010] You told Raptor, 'ill enjoy watching u all die on merge'
[Wed Jun 16 13:57:01 2010] You told Raptor, ':-)'
[Wed Jun 16 13:57:02 2010] Raptor tells you, 'everyone has their own opinions i suppose'
[Wed Jun 16 13:57:26 2010] Raptor tells you, 'well i hope JD pulls through myself, watching guilds die isn't fun, why we helped dh'
[Wed Jun 16 13:57:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'and generally speaking its that your a dick and you have no shame in poaching and consuimg guilds to keep form drowining'
[Wed Jun 16 13:57:54 2010] Raptor tells you, 'if you believe so'
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:13 2010] You told Raptor, 'il for me.... has effected my enjoyment of the game... where as trialit hasnt nor roi so yall top the list right ther with them'
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:28 2010] Raptor tells you, 'im sure theyll be happy to hear that'
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:31 2010] Targeted (Player): Bowlsy
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:31 2010] Right click on yourself to bring up your own inspect window. Use the /toggleinspect command to enable or disable right-click inspecting.
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:34 2010] Your shadows fade.
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:34 2010] You begin casting Cloak of Shadows.
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:34 2010] You gather shadows about you.
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'all u need now is a dev in ur pocket and some exploits '
[Wed Jun 16 13:58:54 2010] You told Raptor, 'and ur on there level '
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:02 2010] Raptor tells you, 'who says we dont!'
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:12 2010] You told Raptor, 'ude do better if u had'
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:19 2010] Raptor tells you, 'i donno we suck'
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:22 2010] Raptor tells you, '=)'
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:23 2010] Your shadows fade.
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:23 2010] You begin casting Cloak of Shadows.
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:23 2010] You gather shadows about you.
[Wed Jun 16 13:59:34 2010] The avian spirit departs.
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:04 2010] You told Raptor, 'not we... just leadership that uses shitty recruiting tactics'
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:14 2010] Your shadows fade.
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:14 2010] You begin casting Cloak of Shadows.
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:14 2010] You gather shadows about you.
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:16 2010] Targeted (Player): Bowlsy
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:16 2010] Right click on yourself to bring up your own inspect window. Use the /toggleinspect command to enable or disable right-click inspecting.
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:22 2010] Raptor tells you, 'I donno man some of the folks you named are the ones recruiting =P'
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:46 2010] You told Raptor, 'i and many others work hard to help new memebrs get them up to raiding level then thy are poached ... thats bullshit'
[Wed Jun 16 14:00:59 2010] You told Raptor, 'well if so they can eat a dick'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:00 2010] Raptor tells you, 'it happens to every guild'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:10 2010] You told Raptor, 'ms dont need members'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:26 2010] You told Raptor, 'roi dont considering they are cross server'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:32 2010] You told Raptor, 'so wheres ur members going to?'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:36 2010] Raptor tells you, 'you can bet when Dro gets here theyre gonna be crawling all over every xeg guild'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:40 2010] You told Raptor, 'we sure as hell arent poaching them'
[Wed Jun 16 14:01:52 2010] Raptor tells you, 'not for lack of trying :p'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:07 2010] You told Raptor, 'negative.... req 1 no raiding guild tag'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:17 2010] Raptor tells you, 'and zenlan?'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:24 2010] Raptor tells you, 'you broke your own rules?'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:27 2010] Raptor tells you, 'for shame'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:34 2010] You told Raptor, 'if im not mistaken those were standards during pop era as wel'
[Wed Jun 16 14:02:58 2010] You told Raptor, 'he isnt coming im given him a hard time... he left and has been gone and aint ever coming back and we need an sk like i need another asshole'
[Wed Jun 16 14:03:05 2010] You told Raptor, 'dime a dozen like rangers and rogues'
[Wed Jun 16 14:03:38 2010] You told Raptor, 'he cant even submit an app with a tag '
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:13 2010] Raptor tells you, 'i hope you dont mind me frontpageing this btw, this is comic gold'
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:26 2010] You told Raptor, 'i got nothing against u taking a muffintopped erfall type player so have at those :-)'
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:35 2010] Raptor tells you, 'nice'
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:42 2010] Raptor tells you, 'keep burnin those bridges '
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:45 2010] Raptor tells you, 'lol'
[Wed Jun 16 14:04:47 2010] You told Raptor, 'thats fine i got some for use as well '
[Wed Jun 16 14:05:04 2010] You are filled with new energy as you near the healing pool.
[Wed Jun 16 14:05:06 2010] The energy fades away as you leave the healing pool.
[Wed Jun 16 14:05:30 2010] Raptor tells you, 'anywho, health and happiness to your alliance, I gotta go help some folks work on UF flagging'
[Wed Jun 16 14:05:53 2010] You told Raptor, 'ive sit back on my hand not sayen crap while watching members being poached and now im just sayen it isnt overlooked'
[Wed Jun 16 14:06:14 2010] Raptor tells you, 'thats great'
[Wed Jun 16 14:06:27 2010] Raptor tells you, 'it doesn't go overlooked in any guild'
[Wed Jun 16 14:06:33 2010] Raptor tells you, 'ours, yours, dh'
[Wed Jun 16 14:06:37 2010] You told Raptor, 'happy hunting and if yall flourish more power to ya then maybe youll leave us alone'
[Wed Jun 16 14:06:48 2010] You told Raptor, 'thats all i want :-)




Now lets see what kind of crock of shit you can make out of this reply.... i mean its easy when uve never had a job and got all the freetime in the world. Its almost 4:30 raptor. Isnt that when your mom brings the tv dinners to your side, so youve eaten before a long nite of living out your online life?

[Raptor]

You linked a log of what i posted a picture of.... super duper... whats your point bowlsy? You're still coming off like an IL hating prick who just wants to keep coming back and getting owned.

And actually I live in my own home, with a beautiful girl who brings me my dinner while i live out my online life. :p shouldn't you be taking another hit off that bong yet?

[Recnarp]

I still don't understand the problem.

Shouldn't you be mad at your members who actually left instead of us supposedly trying to recruit from your alliance/guild?

That says a lot about who you're recruiting. I mean, if they can be so easily swayed into joining another guild then how is that our fault? Your members aren't children. They can make their own decisions and if a little, "hey guy, ever thought about IL?" is enough for them to drop their current tag, then I do not know what else to say.

With that being said, either your members aren't loyal enough to stick it out with you guys, or they are actually being recruited by their friends who are here and would rather spend their time with us.

I love the alliance and always have, but I don't think it's fair to point the finger at us when we don't control the player's decision(s).

[Muffintopped]

Seriously Bowsly your gonna come into the IL forum and still continue to talk shit about me? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? lets get 1 thing straight i got booted from CoN becuse of Garrote not becuse i didnt know what i was doing or how to play..He had a beef with me from a long time ago and he isnt even man enough to talk about it i took a 2 week break and when i came back he had booted me saying " Kicked u becuse i dont like your attitude..other players complained about u." well guess who that other player was? Rakazik and he was booted 2 weeks before i was. Its kinda hard for u to know anything involving CoN guild chat or what happened when your ass wasnt even in the damn guild. You were in JD. So dont u fucking DARE come here and say how i did this and i did that when u have no idea what was said.

[Thagrim]

boys.. someone pissed in muffins breakfast.. damn bro its agame take it easy

[rezmer]

Hmm I dont even play on Xegony any more but I got a laugh out of this. Many of you know I left IL and took a JD tag for the second time. I got to say it was a bad move. There are a few nice people in Jd but Bowlsy isnt one of them. He went off onto me in guildchat one night and went all Bipolar saying I was trying to wreck JD and 15 minutes later he was made an officer for the first time. My wife told me he demoted himself due to some pissyfit. Its nice to see JD thinks so highly of him to make him an officer the second time. Yeah he wont stop trolling he cant let things go. Just a fair warning. To all my friends who read this. I miss hanging with you. To the rest well /wave.

[SkidmarksInyourpants]

haha this is great... i got all kinds of familiar faces, all this is missing is mezmar yelling at me for supposedly getting him killed, when in fact im no where near him lol. That top it off just right. Xegony- "We know drama."

1.)Omg really?? Your funny. Temper tantrums? Why looky there its my old friend "The Masterdebator" Rezmer! Talk about bipolar lol! One day hes yelling stay in crystallos longer then the very next day is yelling why arent we in sod...He loved debating even if it contradicted what he said the night before. How many guilds u been in now? Servers? Hes one of the players that likes to sit out and pout, so you'll personally beg them to come. Heres your attention that you crave buddy ;-) If rezmer isnt happy he doesnt want anyone around him happy.

2.)As for Muffin its not your playing ability. I just know from experience, that you can rub people wrong.


Gratz on a smooth transition into merger, and all the apps that head your way. Well im getting off here. I have no reason to read it anymore. Happy hunting, well everyone except raptor 8D

[Raptor]

I thought you weren't coming back... Did you need to get in the...

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4664/header01r.gif

I made you a custom avatar, do you like it? can we be friends now?

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/111/joinup.png

When are we gonna see that app you promised us!

[ayako]

I haven't laughed this hard in long time

Thanks Raptor and Bowlsy for keeping the rest of us entertained

PS this is real reason people play EQ not friends, group, raiding, its all about the drama

[Ronak]

Congrats IL @ the UF wins.

I may not get along with Raptor, but I can certainly respect the drive and passion he plays the game and leads with. No one can argue with his results over the past year.

Bowlsy, you also have a lot of drive and passion, you just need to walk away man, and get back to the game.

[Zebedia]

Well said

[Heming]

Now I have seen everything. Even Ronak gets into this. He has his own hands full to stay on top and he took time to say HI and ask Bowlsy to take a break. I hope you do Bow. You have a full time job to do to keep your own people from bailing. Pay attention to your own side of the street and don't slum on ours.

[zaraax]

rezmer hi!!!!! i misses you too!!

[Rippr Fynn]

You know, IL was always at it's best when someone else hated us.